I consider myself to be a fairly tolerant person. But there’s one thing that I won’t tolerate: mice in my truck. I really hate those smelly, pissing, pooping, wire chewing bastards. So any that move in should know that they will die.

But what I really want to know is what the neighbors’ big, mean, calico cat is good for? Seeing that is spends most of its life hanging out in our front yard, right next to the Bantha, you’d think that it could help us out a little, right?