(Note: the following is a break from my policy of this blog being a politics-free zone. I would have posted it on Facebook or Twitter, but it’s too long. Enjoy.)
Fuck the Aughts. Fuck racist stupid-as-shit Republicans. Fuck our lazy-ass press who can’t do their own fucking jobs. Fuck Bush, his pointless wars, and the fucking chickenhawks. Fuck Wallstreet, the banksters, and the crisis they caused. Fuck astroturf campaigns. Fuck terrorists and the excuse they gave the fucking Neocons to shred our Constitution. Fuck Theocons and “Intelligent Design.” (They lost in court because they’re so fucking stupid and such bad fucking liars.) Fuck the goddamned 2000 election and Poppy’s fucking Supreme Court flunkies. Fuck Gitmo, extraordinary rendition, Abu Ghraib, Blackwater, KBR, and any fuckers who supported any of it.
And if the Teens are half as fucking awful as the Aughts, they should know that I’ll rip their fucking head off and shit down their fucking neck.
Happy Fucking New Year.